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Oh, there was a happy farmer, as horny
as can be, Had three daughters that he

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called his family.

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And a wife who was as pretty as a
farmer's wife can be, She fulfilled his

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barnyard fantasy.

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Now the girls were cute and frilly, as
feisty as lambs, If he hadn't

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been so busy with his own exes.

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to learn them gals at Barnyard
Fantasies.

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They would watch the cows and chickens
with the bulls and cocks.

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Learning how to make a good time stay.

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Cause there's more than hugs and kissing
to rolling in the hay.

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Lots of fun for all in Barnyard
Fantasies.

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Oh my, she's a pretty woman. Look at
that old gal.

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Fred the hired hand who lusted for them
girls.

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One in the panties of all three.

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But before our story's over, he'll have
himself a girl as he lives through all

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his barnyard fantasies.

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Not now, Shep.

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Not in the middle of the day.

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Shit, well, when I get horny, I want
what's mine. Now, we're going to fuck.

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You old goat.

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You never want to fuck when I do.

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Besides, I got pies in the oven. Forget
them pies. I'm putting the meat in the

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oven as soon as I spread your legs.

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That's better. Oh, a little wider.

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Yeah.

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Oh, now stop it.

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Stop it, chap.

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Oh.

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Oh, how can I resist you? That thing is
so... Big and juicy.

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Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty.
Just take this tool and put it where it

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belongs. Hot. Damn, I'm hot and ready
for it.

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Slow down now. Take it slow.

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Sex is like bacon. It all depends on how
well you grease the pan.

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Grease hell. A little spit and patience
is all it takes. Now, here we go.

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Feel good?

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Oh,

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my.

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Life in the old cove, yeah.

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Oh, my.

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Feel good?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my.

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Uh -huh.

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You're a wicked man.

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I guess that's why I love you so much.
Give me some more Puntang. I need it one

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more time.

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Shep, that's enough.

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Ain't never enough.

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I got one more shot at me and then a
piece of pie and back to work.

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Now she up?

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Shit.

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Don't mean nothing.

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I've watched him fuck plenty of times.

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Get out of here, Fred Turner.

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Don't know how to do nothing.

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Always the same way. Him on top.

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everything. You can't learn nothing from
them.

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I suppose you could teach us a thing or
two.

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Now you've done it. You went and spoiled
everything.

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Not quite.

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Okay,

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wise guy.

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It's your turn.

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peeking in at the window. Oh no. Oh
relax.

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They're so innocent they wouldn't know
what's going on.

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That's when you're going to get.

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Oh, his tongue must be bigger than his.

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You complaining about it. You wanted to
get in our pants ever since you got

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here. This is just a warning. If you
ever try to tell Paul you've seen us

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watching them, you're just a dreamer,
Freddie, but you better just keep on

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dreaming, honey, because you ate this
pussy, but you're never going to fuck

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And you fucked this pussy, but you ain't
never going to eat it. And we sucked

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your cock, and next time we're going to
bite it off. Oh.

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We need a sweetheart.

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away from here.

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That's enough.

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Ain't never enough.

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I got one more shot in me and then a
piece of pie and back to work.

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Goddamn pie's probably turned black
anyhow.

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No, it ain't. I set off the oven before
we started.

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You're a wicked man.

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I guess that's why I love you so much.
Give me some more poontang. I need it.

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One more time.

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Ready, Butch?

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shoot my load.

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Please. No, no!

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I told you everything would go all right
with everyone.

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I'll check the bar.

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Come quick.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Get out, all of you. Quick, make a run
for it.

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Hey,

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Pat.

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Come on out.

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Look what Butch here caught us. Three
little fillies. Who are you?

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Does that matter?

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That's the one I want to take on.

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What does he mean?

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What's he going to do?

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Get him out on the lawn.

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Get him out.

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Get the old folks out here.

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What are you going to do?

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Just have a little fun. That's all. Just
have a little fun.

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Okay. Just do what I say and nobody gets
hurt. All right? We're going to have a

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little fun.

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We're going to take you sweeties for a
little ride across the state line.

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And that's all there is to it. Whatever
he says. They just escaped from the

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state farm.

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Convicts? That ain't a nice word.

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Just call us underprivileged. Yeah, we
didn't have a happy childhood like you

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kids. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to
play no games.

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So now we're making up for it now.

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Oh, I'm scared.

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Ain't nothing to be scared of. We're
going to play nice, like you did down at

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that pond.

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What are you talking about, Beth?

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Nothing, Mom.

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Honest. It was nude swimming, you know.

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Skinny dipping?

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Yeah, can I dip into some of that skin?

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No, you can't.

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Never say no to it, Desperado. We're
just going to play a few games.

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So let's play Simon Says.

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God damn!

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You wanted to play the game so much.

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Why don't you go ahead and be the
leader?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Simon Says, all you guys, take off your
pants.

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And Simon says, all you girls, get on
your knees. Yeah, come on you girls, get

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on your knees and suck our cocks. Yeah,
suck our cocks.

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You heard me? Suck that cock.

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They can't.

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You didn't say Simon says.

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Yeah, Simon says suck all our cocks. Or
else Simon gonna tell Butch Day to blow

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your brains out. Get on it, girl.

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Spread your legs for action. Come on.

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hands and knees.

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Come on. Simon says on your hands and
knees.

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And bark like the dogs you are.

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Bark.

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Bark. Bark.

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Now Simon says on your hands and knees
and we'll fuck them up to shit.

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Hey, wait where you are.

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Fred, we better call the sheriff right
away.

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I told you I'd get even.

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Nobody humiliates Fred Turner and gets
away with it.

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Fred, what in God's name are you doing?
Shut up!

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Fred, have you gone crazy? These guys
are escape convicts. Keep them covered.

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I'll get the rope and we'll tie them up.
Just give me the gun.

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You too, Shep.

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I've hated you all so long, this is
gonna be a pleasure.

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Shep, I want you to fuck Martha.

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Excuse me, Simon says you gotta fuck
Martha.

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She spends half the time watching you
fucking the old lady. She wants you to

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know what it feels like.

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fake it, shit. You better get your rocks
off.

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And you keep at it until you shoot.

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I can see that you can shit your load
with your baby girl.

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Because if you don't, I'm going to blow
your brains out. And Kate's too, if she

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don't make me cum.

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How's it cocksucker, Kate?

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But I'll forgive you.

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Beth, get over here and lick the crumb
off your mother's face.

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No. No.

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It's not what Simon says anymore.

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It's Fred said.

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what you do to your mommy?

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That's it.

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Eat your mommy's pussy.

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That's a good girl. Oh, that's a good
girl.

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Your mommy loves that.

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I can believe that.

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That's it. Keep sucking on her titties.

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Keep going.

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You too. Come on. I want to see some
action here. Let's go, girl.

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All right, Martha.

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Climb up and sit on your mother's face.

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Come on, let's move.

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Do it.

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Now.

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I don't want to hear no bawling.

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Just do what I say.

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Come on.

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That's it. Now eat out your daughter.

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That's a good.

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Good, Mommy, you are.

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And you have your pretty, pretty, pretty
little daughters all sucking and

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stealing your tits.

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Doesn't that feel good, Mama?

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Hmm?

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That's not good.

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Good girl.

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That's the way to do it.

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Keep it up.

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That's it.

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Get that tongue in there, Mama.

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Good.

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That's the way.

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You keep sucking your mama's cunt too,
bitch.

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I'm watching you.

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That's it.

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All right.

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Way to go.

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You guys can get in on this. Enter your
bladders on these bitches.

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You're calling the shots, friend.

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I had to take a leak anyway.

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You trippies.

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You bitches.

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I'll get even for this.

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I'll get even with you.

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I swear I'll get even.

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I'll get you all for this.

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You fucking cunts.

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Stop. Stop.

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You ate this pussy, but you're never
going to fuck it. You fucked this pussy,

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but you ain't never going to eat it. We
set you a cause, but next time we're

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going to bite it off.

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Covered with pee -pee.

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Well, why don't we just clean him up a
little bit, honey?

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